Today I had the day off from work and I decided to complete a tedious task that I have been putting off for about a week. A simple oil change for my automobile. Now I know I could go out and purchase all the materials needed for an oil change for about 10 to 15 dollars, but being the lazy man that I am I decided I'd pay someone else $44 dollars to do it.
I called up my friend Brett and we went to Pep Boys for the oil change. Bringing a friend along for these tedious tasks make more bearable. Once I got to Pep Boys I filled out all the necessary paperwork and answered all their questions. We concluded with pleasantries and the nice man at the counter told me my car would be done in 45 minutes. Brett and I walked around the corner to a Subway and had a $5 dollar footlong lunch.
After eating I realized I need to empty out my intestines. I went into the restroom and began to conduct my business. Suddenly the restroom door burst wide open and the owner of the establishment got an eye full of me wiping my shit tainted ass. He shut the door quickly and I proceeded to finish up cleaning up the mess I had naturally made.
Brett and I walked back to Pep Boys and continued to wait for my automobile to finish. The nice man at the counter walks over to me and informs me that they discovered a problem with my vehicle that needed to be fixed. I reluctantly agreed and turned my 44 dollar oil change into a 222 dollar oil change. And that folks is how those sharks get you.
The rest of day dragged on like a routine.
Ending with a rock band drumstick to the left buttcheek given to me by Corrina Samora. How rude!
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damn man that sounds like a pretty bad day....I once had a 35 dollar discounted oil change become 412 dollars worth of flushes and alignments and god knows what else...so I feel your pain man
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